A long time ago, in a galaxy far more stupid than the average galaxy (in fact it was so stupid that it had somehow forgotten where it belonged and was currently residing on a dog biscuit about to be given to an excitable dog named Trixie), a genderless being had just developed a method of traveling distances so great that it could breach dimensions and other realities. This being didn't realize the amount of time that was left for it to exist and that it's known universe, which really only consisted of a cave and a large series of tunnels in it's own mind, was about to be consumed and slowly torn apart by stomach acids. That is quite all right, because our strange inventor had decided to test it's machine out, using of course itself, as it was the only thing that was sentient in it's cave anyway.
    As the energy needed to utilize the odd device was being ripped out of it's own planet the Husky Trixie leaped into the air after the treat that was thrown. Some who might have been watching would have noticed the strange glowing radiating from a bit of the treat, and some who should have been watching didn't see the hole in the universe and where the missing parts where now going to reside for the rest of it's short miserable existence.
    Unfortunately for our hero, the machine didn't work as expected, and so upon it's use and the transference of it's body, it was pressed through several dimensions prior to landing next to the canine, and it had picked up several odd traits, including the most peculiar thing: a gender. It had no idea which gender it was, after all it had never really paid to much attention to anything that had ever been alive, and yet here it stood with two odd protrusions on it's chest, and a strange limb with what could only be perceived as fur covering it. There  were two limbs upon its back that spread and fluttered against the wind. It was horribly bright and there was a loud sound that was repeating itself in a terribly annoying fashion, however all this "hero," could think was: It worked!