A long time ago, in a galaxy far more stupid than the average galaxy (in fact it was so stupid that it had somehow forgotten where it belonged and was currently residing on a dog biscuit about to be given to an excitable dog named Trixie), a genderless being had just developed a method of traveling distances so great that it could breach dimensions and other realities. This being didn't realize the amount of time that was left for it to exist and that it's known universe, which really onl...
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